@tbpn·same event
Salesforce didn't hire any engineers or service agents in FY2026, says @benioff. But it increased its number of sales hires by 20%, because the company now has "more demand than ever." From his appearance on the show in February. https://t.co/n5OGPgYg9x https://t.co/MLLmqhPQQ2
@tbpn·same event
Salesforce didn't hire any engineers or service agents in FY2026, says @benioff. But it increased its number of sales hires by 20%, because the company now has "more demand than ever." From his February appearance on the show. https://t.co/8cHYci5hlx
@tbpn·same event
Salesforce didn't hire any engineers or service agents in FY2026, says @benioff. But it increased its number of sales hires by 20%, because the company now has "more demand than ever." https://t.co/a2m71blhcU
@tbpn·same company or person
BREAKING: @Benioff: "We've all been reading about the SaaSpocalypse. But our SaaSquatch is eating our SaaSpocalypse!" "Agentforce is now an $800M business, up 170% YoY. Agentforce and our data business together, that is now a $2.9B business, up 200% YoY." https://t.co/QtVmMdlNRy
@tbpn·same company or person
Salesforce CEO @benioff mounts a passionate defense of software: "The AI companies love our products. They're some of our largest customers. Anthropic, OpenAI, Google, Amazon." "That's reality. No one has a company running entirely on a LLM, because that's not real." https://t.co/FIbhiZ8lRk
@tbpn·not related
Marc @Benioff says he started Salesforce after he got a vision while swimming with a pod of 100 dolphins in Hawaii: "I was one with the pod." "I pay attention to my dreams. I pay attention to my visions, my insights. "Salesforce started because I was swimming with a pod of https://t.co/js6sV9yFQ4
@tbpn·not related
BREAKING: Stripe CEO @patrickc says March was an all-time record for new business incorporations with Stripe, and that new businesses joining Stripe in Q1 were up 71% YoY: "It's parabolic. It's exponential. I'm running out of mathematical terms, but it's really very striking." https://t.co/aNBzbcCOOd













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